The Daily Stupid

In today’s stupid news day (partially brought to you by Drew Curtis’ Fark.com):

1. Sexual arousal killed a British Nanny.
(How long do you think it’ll take for this to morph into a “masturbation will kill you” story?)

2. Men active around the household are more attractive, study finds.
(And in other news, cows moo, Lance Bass is gay, and I like cheese.)

3. A woman gave birth in an Amritsari airplane toilet and tried to flush the baby.
(Words can’t even describe how horrific this is. The baby is in critical condition.)