Femme Funnies: Good Apples

by d

My mother sends me the best emails.

It reads:

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to climb to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men… men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

How’s that as a fun way to end the weekend? 🙂

3 Comments to “Femme Funnies: Good Apples”

  1. LOL! Omg, this cracks me up, D! Although, I can see Mens’ Rights activists galore pointing to it and saying, “SEE! We’re RIGHT about feminists! They DO want to stomp us and change us and blah blah blah, they don’t REALLY want equality.” :p Some people must learn to take jokes. ^_~ I think this is a cute e-mail and a great entry for Femme Funnies. Thanks for sharing, D!

  2. Yeah, they’ll throw a fit. I’ll get miffed when they make jokes about women. There’s no hard and fast rule for when a joke crosses into being downright offensives and inexcusable. But I think it’s important that we all be able to laugh at ourselves, AND be able to make jokes about others.

    This one is just as much a poke at women as it is at men. There’s a terrible trend in women’s thoughts that makes us think we can change men. He may not be ideal up front, but we can make him that way!

    On the other hand, I am convinced that most men need to be house-trained before they’re fit for domestic co-habitation. Every wife owes a long line of ex-girlfriends many thanks!

    • Haha, true that! Although, I’ve known my fair share of women who probably could use the same sort of cultivating for domestic co-habitation. For lack of a better word. :p

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